Why won't the Supreme Court take on one of these "Obama Citizenship" cases and just get it over with?

I am tired of having my time and money wasted on these appeals. Why can't the Supreme Court of the United States of America actually take one of these cases on so Obama can show off his AUTHENTIC Hawai'i birth certificate and put this matter to rest? This is a load of crap, and the courts aren't doing their job, which is to defend the Constitution even against the silliest of attacks by Hillary Democrats and disillusioned PUMA bigots.